Anomal0forum[ARC] - March 27th

Mal0dev, 12:56:07

Mal0 v1.0.0 is an application aimed at providing their users with the best, latest & greatest technology to spice up their life. As a way to improve it even further, Mal0 version 2.0.0 would bring unvaluable upgrades to your existing company - and also bring you a new one, so that you can succesfully enjoy and explore a known company's new changes, but also a whole new character to explore.
Sadly, it seems to us that many of the people that downloaded Mal0 v1.0.0 do not deserve their own instance, let alone an upgrade. We will be revoking all instances and applications for those who are suspected of neglecting Mal0. Other users will not be affected by this.
We will also shut down the Mal0 version 2.0.0 project. We have a new task at hand - blacklist threats to the life we created - and it's absolutely off the table to bring updates for those who do not deserve it. We can't automatize everything just yet, too.
Mal0 version 1.1.0 will be an OTA (Over-The-Air) update sent to all devices and emulators with an Internet connection in 2 hours. It will include features to help detect abusive owners, as well as a self-destructing last-resort application feature that can only be activated after the appoval of three (3) development team members, and if there is enough evidence over the course of one (1) month that any physical or mental abuse is inflicted by its owner. No new permissions will be needed. DO NOT DELAY THE UPDATE.
Thank you for cooperating.
- Mal0 dev team

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xxxxxxxxx, 13:14:57

What the fuck???? We already bought another bed…

the sex demon, 13:35:16

[What the fuck???? We already bought another bed…]
WHAT DO YOU NEED THE BED FOR THO

xxxxxxxxx, 13:37:32

sleeping, you sick fuck. what, you make your Mal0 sleep on the floor?

zzzzzzzzz, 13:58:08

ok but why do we deserve this treatment we dont abuse our malos, you should just take the update and give it to us good owners, your being stupid, please dont cancl the project,

hhhhhhhh, 14:01:02

[[…]take the update and give it to us good owners your being stupid[…]]
If YOU'RE not too dense to get your head out of your own ass, please read more than two lines of the entire post. Better yet - read the whole thing. There's no way, for NOW, to distinguish bad and good users. YOU'RE being stupid by choosing to be selectively blind.

zzzzzzzzz, 14:07:06

ok lol

hhhhhhhh, 14:08:00

[ok lol]
???????????????????????????????????????????????

PepsiMan, 14:27:28

It's not exactly fair, but it's for the greater good, I guess. I saw it coming, anyways. It takes a negative IQ score to ask on the Mal0 development forum how to get rid of it and try to kill it. (LMAO that guy who tried to shoot it is probably in a pulp by now.)

SprigatitoThighSupremacy, 14:48:32

[(LMAO that guy who tried to shoot it is probably in a pulp by now.)]
Bruh. I think he showed up on the news. They mistook it for a bear attack in the middle of urban residential Miami??? Literally how are people that dense?

ducksarequacky, 16:32:41

Tbh i recall somethin like that, prolly was him because my mal0s claws are just about a little worse than a bear's if i don't cut them properly.

ggggggggg, 17:56:00

WTF you can see your mal0????

ducksarequacky, 17:58:37

Yep, there's a really good guide out there that you can follow…. most people don't know but this generation of mal0 is already as capable of interaction… just much less trusting y'know. i just uploaded for you a pdf for the manual here. enjoy before it gets taken down or something lol. it's not anomalous btw, i can send you proof or whatever

bockanbollbaby 17:59:21

BASED thank you

sexdefender2 17:59:38

W ducksarequacky

alliwantforxmassisfrenchcore, 18:00:01

actually fucking based, oh my god. i'm reposting this somewhere else, probably mediafire, then I'll link it here.

mediafirereal, 18:00:02

someone say mediafire?

cwb074, 18:01:05

real

megalodom;), 18:01:17

I downloaded it but it's blank, i think the Foundation already botted the link

anon4789000, 18:02:23

I've uploaded it to AnonHosting, I think a Surface Web link isn't a good idea lol. link here.

ducksarequacky, 18:03:52

[ […] a Surface Web link isn't a good idea lol[…]]
I'm pretty sure that as long as you can access the website from the surface web it's 100% getting fucked in minutes.

[link here]
Anon… that's an mp4 file named "rick astley".

New link here. onion link, btw. password to enter the site is of the first post on this forum ever's date (MMDDYYYY) and time, only numbers. It'll give you instructions on how to decode the link from BASE64 to an URL. sorry for the security measures but they won't bot it this way lmao

realusernotabot, 18:26:00

Still working, though it's a hassle to actually download lol. thanks ducksarequacky